Pastor orders his
congregation to eat
grass
Updated Tuesday, January 14th
2014 at 11:44 GMT +3
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By Njambi Mungai (@njambie)
In Kenya, news of human beings
eating grass screams witchcraft and
is usually a punishment for stealing
stuff that does not belong to them.
However in South Africa, eating grass
according to one Pastor Lesego
Daniel, brings you closer to God. He
argued that humans can eat
anything to feed their bodies and
survive on whatever they chose to
eat.
Lesego ordered his congregation to
get on their knees and start
munching the lush green grass telling
them that it heals ailments.
And so they went, women and men,
kids and the elderly took to the
ground, feasting on grass like their
lives depended on it.
When they were done, the good old
pastor started stomping on them.
Yep…he climbed on them and trod his
feet all over the children of God.
At the end of it all, it would seem
that the human stomachs refused the
holy order and soon everyone was
running for the toilets to throw up.
Stomach ache and pains seemed to
have replaced the festive munching
of the grass.
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